no blank box today.
posted by Aeire
SOME people were reporting an 'error' that there was only
a blank white box below the comic instead of news. I would like to report
that this means uh...there is no news to report, and is perfectly normal
in every aspect. No, really.
so news? There isn't any really - we did not get set on fire. Yesterday,
we bought a new litterbox for the cats, which they appreciate as they
have both gotten very fat, despite our valiant efforts to only
feed them twice a day (once in the morning and once at night), and diet
food at that. So fat, that it was nigh impossible for them to fit into
the litterbox. ...that's right, it was too narrow for their dainty rotund
uh...now I am sitting here with a cup of coffee that I made from a bag
that proudly stated it was 'Dunkin Donuts Coffee', something that I marvelled
at in the store as, for the Canadians in the audience, this is like finding
Tim Fucking Horton's in Mexico - highly unlikely. I am pleased
to report that it smells fantastic, but tastes kinda like something I
scraped off the bottom of my car. I think this may be the authentic Dunkin
Donuts flavor working against me.
alarm woke me up from some weird dream I was having about like...some
antique/toy store I was working in, some girl was babbling away at me
about how we were tremendously unorganized and I wanted to punch her in
the vagina, but just then Mr. Incredible showed up and asked if I was
busy and then informed me in a most winking and laden-with-subtext way
that he was free all night if I wanted to sneak away, and gave me the
NICEST HUG EVER.
WAS COMPLETELY NON SEXUAL YOU PERVS SHUT UP.
Halloween to all of you, however you are choosing to celebrate it.